What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:27
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
So they tried
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Report: New Development in Trey Hendrickson Contract Situation - Sports Illustrated
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
New species of dinosaur discovered that 'rewrites' T.rex family tree - BBC
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
YouTube is hiding an excellent, official high-speed Pac-Man mod in plain sight - Ars Technica
No go.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Sunt explicabo sunt omnis eveniet enim et.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives